NEW noise canceling headphones that are so good at blocking out sound that they even prevent you from listening to your own music, forcing you to bask in the whispers of the forgotten gods until you begin to hear your own brain falling apart as it descends into madness
my goodness look at the amount of detail on this one. the colors, the shading, everything is just spot on. you can almost make out the individual feathers. truly a marvelous mallard. 10/10
i see they went with one of those brown varieties of duck. while this is a bold move on their part, i feel as though it loses a bit of its personality. i’m just not really feeling this bird. 7/10
this looks like a modern colorization of the famous duck from the hieroglyphs. i am absolutely in awe of their dedication to the medium and commentary on the transformative nature of art. 10/10
look at this good boy! he is patiently awaiting a treat and i wish to reward him with a multitude of gifts. 11/10
yuck. 2/10
ohoho, what a dynamic three quarters angle! the artist’s ability to capture the essence of duck in 3d space is so refreshing to witness. 10/10
this bird’s looking a bit sickly, i think it has to do with the highlights being in weird places. hope he feels better soon. 5/10
a bit more minimalist this time around. the lack of legs makes it seem as though he’s resting on the surface of the water, and i really admire how it sets a scene and makes me feel like i’m really there. 9/10
i’m really digging the positive energy coming from this bird. i can’t explain why, but i feel like that animal’s my friend. 10/10
this is a goose. 0/10
I’m crying at the pure rage I feel from the last one
if a family member or a loved one who you’re sure is supposed to be dead sends you any sort of correspondence and asks you to come to a place that’s either a) a swamp b) foggy town or c) a mansion
just don’t go
What about an amusement park. Can I go if a dead relative asks me to come to an amusement park?
Probably not. People with happy childhoods invited to amusement parks by dead relatives learn shattering truths about their childhoods and families, and people with unhappy childhoods invited to amusement parks by dead relatives have to fight monsters.
Either way, just order a pizza and stay home.
What about if a dead relative invites me to a regular park?
as a future dead relative, I understand why these sorts of communications with the living are very fraught. Is there a nice, neutral place I can invite my surviving descendants for a pleasant post-life discussion?
this is a sincere question and not in any way a trap
Going to have to agree with the other people who suggested Denny’s. Most are open 24 hours in case you can only meet at midnight, and, trust me, as long as you’re not, like, actively shedding body parts or covered in maggots, none of the staff are going to blink an eye when a postmortem individual comes in. They’ve most likely seen worse already.
why did they use the iron helmet in all of the skyrim promo material it’s the ugliest and stats-wise one of the worst helmets in the game. fuck bethesdo
