THROW MY LIFE AWAY FOR JUSTICE

first world problems: when your copy of gnu bison is five years out of date

publicshaming:

Did you know President Obama is actually Storm from the X-Men?

Wait. YOU DIDN’T?! Then you must not know about HAARP!

HAARP stands for High Frequency Active Auroral Research Program. It’s a government research effort up in Alaska “to analyze the ionosphere and investigate the potential for developing ionospheric enhancement technology for radio communications and surveillance.”

HOWEVER, if you’re a conspiracy theorist (or informed non-brainwashed genius WAKE UP SHEEPLE, if you ask them), then you would know HAARP is actually a weather controlling machine that Obama used to create the devastating tornadoes that hit Oklahoma over the past few weeks!

“I’m not a crazy conspiracy theorist, I swear…but I fully believe that *insert the looniest conspiracy theory possible*”

Oh look, it’s former SNL cast member turned Tea Party crazy Victoria Jackson!

“I’m NOT a lunatic. I am speaking like Alex Jones.” So, you are a lunatic.

lmao at people running to America’s most beloved conspiracy theorists Alex Jones and Glenn Beck for the “answer” to a natural disaster.

And, when you think of natural weather disaster, what other event comes to mind? Hurricane Sandy? Yeah, sure…

But, how about, the Sandy Hook school shooting in Newtown, Connecticut? Of course…

Now, let’s take a look at this next tweet:

“NO WAY global warming exists! But a freaking giant machine where a human being can create weather and send a tornado wherever he’d like? THIS IS TOTALLY 100% REAL.”

And, like all of these tweets, here are a few more who don’t quite get weather and science:

One minute, Obama’s sending tornadoes to Oklahoma and the next, he’s taking our guns and arming tsunamis and earthquakes. So, WAKE UP SHEEPLE.

of course node.js works perfectly on windows

why would it ever want to see me not suffering?

protip: vim has trouble with skipping to the end of documents after about nine million lines